So, the first time I met my neighbor, there was no "Hi, I'm Curtis". Rather it was "Hey, I noticed you have unused television cable on the side of your house". Following his introduction, Curtis informed me that he would mow my lawn as compensation for him using that extra cable on the side of my house. Being that it was the middle of winter, I didn't quite understand his logic. Besides, he could buy his own cable, so I simply dismissed his request and bid him farewell. Several months passed... Last night I cam home to find a note in my door (shown below). So, I gave old Curtis a call. Apparently Curtis couldn't resist looking at that unused cable on... [More]

So I don’t know a lot about Fort Scott. But from what I’ve gathered, it floods every 10 years or so. I’m sure that after the Marmaton river subsides back into its banks, people will start complaining about the lack of moisture. Rediculous.